Linux
Why did the Linux user cross the road? To read the man page on the other side.

Containers
Containers are like crystal balls, they hold the future of deployment.

JS
Turning lemons into lemonade since 1995, one callback at a time.

Python
Why do developers love Python? Because it's the only snake they aren’t afraid of.

Blockchain
Solving problems you didn’t know you had with solutions you don’t understand.

Cloudflare workers
Because deploying code should be as exciting as handling an active volcano.